MTV Cribs

Welcome to my crib ya'll. Let me take you for a tour.

1. On the left is my double bed. Sometimes I sleep on it.
2. Next to the bed is my suitcase/ bedside table. It can support AC/Fan remotes, phone, tissues and cans of beer
3. On the wall is a poster from my most righteous friend - you know who it is.
4. On the table:  
• bottles of 100 plus - essential for ion replacement after 2 litres of booty sweat a day
• Cereal for eating
• Laptop for doing laptop things
• Toilet paper for... blowing my nose...
• Fake paul frank towel which is so thin it doesn't really dry but its better than shake-drying
• Tiger beer for drinking 
5. Bottom right corner, my pile of dirty clothes - haven't bought a laundry basket yet.